my watch doesn't quite communicate notifications right, so any time I get a note on Tumblr, this is what I see :/
it's not even on that post
fucking love saying "tough crowd" or "is this thing on" after telling a joke and not getting a response. or "i still need to workshop that one". you fools. even when you completely ignore my jokes you're only helping me set up more jokes. it's open mic night at the hotel california
This is a lupin III episode whose English dub title was “but your brother was such a nice guy”
let’s go back to the vampire twin sister of jesus christ for a second i havent fully processed that part yet
do you wanna hang out tonight my curse was finally lifted
idk if elon will kill his new chatbot grok when he finds out its woke, but he'll definitely kill it once he discovers it's funnier than him
my brain is gonna fucking explode
love will always find you. Both threat AND promise
Ran up to take a picture of this person's car and ummmm they were still.in their car. And it was #awkwardddd
"I was ashamed of myself when I realised life was a costume party and I attended with my real face."
Franz Kafka, Letters to Milena
alternate version